In several fandoms that have only 1 story in them, that means I've only had the time to link to an index, and have not yet finished archiving that fandom. In others, such as Sleepy Hollow, that means I've only done one. It will be clear once you click on the fandom which is the case. The following fandoms are not yet archived at all, click on the links to read them as they currently are on my livejournal until I can get them up over here: Smallville / Sports Night / Lost / Queer As Folk / Pirates of the Carribean

My currently productive fandoms are Stargate Atlantis and Hawaii Five-O. Some of the fics that I am most happy with, in no particular order, are: 2am, Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard / The Distance Between Insanity & Genius, Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Keller/Sheppard / The Unpredictability of Attraction, Stargate Atlantis, McKay/Carter / Ergo, Awesome, How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney / Just Another Day, Secret Window, Mort / Not Tonight Honey, I Have a Headached, Hawaii Five-O, Steve/Danny



Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, fandoms, or actors. I don't make any money whatsoever. Don't sue me please, I'm broke.




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Fandoms
Benny & Joon (3) Bones (1) The Brave (1) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (6)
Chasing Amy (6) Chuck (2) Collateral (1) Coupling (UK) (1)
Dead Man (2) Doctor Who (1) E.R. (1) Eureka (1)
From Hell (2) Grey's Anatomy (6) Hawaii Five-O (4) House, MD (3)
How I Met Your Mother (7) Iron Man (4) Lost (1) Murder By Numbers (1)
Nip/Tuck (1) Oceans 11 Films (1) Once Upon a Time in Mexico (22) Pirates of the Caribbean (19)
Pool Hall Junkies (1) Poolhall Junkies (1) Random Fandom (2) Rescue Me (13)
Royal Tenenbaums (1) The Royal Tenenbaums (1) Scream (1) Secret Window (9)
Six Feet Under (1) Sleepy Hollow (1) Smallville (2) Sports Night (3)
Stargate Atlantis (62) Starsky & Hutch (movie) (2) Starsky & Hutch (tv) (1) Suicide Kings (2)
Supernatural (21) That 70's Show (2) Torchwood (1) Vanilla Sky (1)
The West Wing (1) What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1) Y Tu Mama Tambien (1)  



Benny & Joon (3 stories)
But It's Tuesday (1,195 words)

(Benny, Sam) Benny reached up and grabbed Sam´s elbow lightly, tugging on it. Sam smiled, lying down next to Benny. “Sam, sometimes you just have to ride it out,” Benny said softly. “Sometimes there´s no reason at all for her to get mad. Sometimes it´s just cause it´s a Sunday.”

Talking to Strangers in Shithile Dive Bars
2005
(Bars) Benny walks into a bar... and meets a man with no eyes.

Talking to Strangers in Shithole Dive Bars (896 words)

(Benny, Sands) x-over Benny & Joon/OUaTiM The first thought he had was what a shame it was that this man had no eyes, because the first thing he wanted to do was make him smile.

 

Bones (1 story)
Remote Controls and Thai Food (2,240 words)

(Booth/Brennan) She´d always thought-- and yes, she had thought about this, no matter how many times she´d told Angela she didn´t have feelings for Booth-- that when it happened, it would be something important, something emotional.

 

The Brave (1 story)
The Offer (1,376 words)

(Raphael) Whiskey´s supposed to burn when it goes down. It doesn´t. Not if you´ve done it enough. Not when your throat is rotten with it. Not when sometimes it´s all you know.

 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (6 stories)
A Better Person (1,748 words)
February 18, 2004
(Andrew, Xander, PG 13) “Andrew,” Xander said, shaking his head in aggravation. “The point is, we’re not facing imminent danger right now. Okay? It’s been four months now that we’ve been in Cleveland. And you’ve been walking around like a zombie for the past week, and… as much of a spaz as you are, it’s just honestly not like you.”

Lover's End (1,470 words)
December 29, 2003
(Willow/Xander, PG) I love you too, Xander, but this can’t happen...

My Calling
December 29, 2003
(Dawn, Xander, PG) companion piece to The Soap Connection

Never Had Her
December 29, 2003
(Riley, Xander, PG) "No, I know," he said, nodding again and tracing his fingers over the counter's edge. "I know it's not stupid to love her... she's a hell of a woman, I mean... who wouldn't love her?" He sighed, licking his lips. "It's just... it was stupid to expect her to... want her to... love me back."

Selfish Guy (1,766 words)
December 29, 2003
(Oz, re: Willow/Xander, PG13) I’ll be selfish guy if it means I can keep my Willow

The Soap Connection
December 29, 2003
(Xander, Dawn, PG) "No, I know," he said, nodding again and tracing his fingers over the counter's edge. "I know it's not stupid to love her... she's a hell of a woman, I mean... who wouldn't love her?" He sighed, licking his lips. "It's just... it was stupid to expect her to... want her to... love me back." (companion piece to My Calling)


Chasing Amy (6 stories)
384 Days (2,245 words)
May 15, 2004
(Banky/Holden, R) “Your flowery speeches don’t work on me,” Banky whispered. Post-movie.

Band-Aid (4,971 words)
October 16, 2003
(Banky/OFC) written for ljuser NotATracer: Banky is wounded ajnd needs some tender lovin' healin'... it's possible the ofc is incredibly Mary Sueish... I was young and stupid in '03 ya'll.

Cowardly Asshole - Pathetic Fool (9,178 words)
October 16, 2003
(Banky/Holden, NC-17) I was alone... I was all by myself... I was thinking of you... Mutual masturbation in a hole int he wall apartment with paper thin walls confuses issues. The span of 10 minutes told from two seperate points of view.

Realization (4,072 words)
October 16, 2003
(Banky/Holden, NC-17) Because Holden is incredibly fucking OBTUSE, I rewrote the ending.

Series: Aftermath (22,992 words)
November 13, 2003
(Banky/Holden, Banky/Hooper, etc) The Sound of Silence in my Ear; Transitions; Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop; Epiphany: Was not written as one, was written as 4 related stories and as such point of view and tense changes throughout.

Words Like Daggers (2,742 words)
June 11, 2005
(Banky/Holden, R) You honestly thought that, were I in love with you, it would help me to sleep with you?


Chuck (2 stories)
Trapped In A Closet (1421 words)

(Chuck/Casey) “Are you even pausing long enough to take a breath, or are you just running on fumes at this point,’ Casey asked-- growled really-- crouched up against the wall with his gun trained on the door.

A Whole Lotta Hurry And Wait (1506 words)

(Chuck, Casey) The thing is, when it started it wasn’t personal. It’s not like Casey had any kind of deep, emotional feelings about it. *podfic available


Collateral (1 story)
Foregone Conclusion (875 words)

This world is kill or be killed, and morality only really matters to those who lack the ability to trust in themselves.

 

Coupling (UK) (1 story)
What Matters Most (2678 words)

(Jeff/Steve) What if the honeymoon really is over, and this is how it'll be from here on out?  What if it's not enough?

 

Dead Man (2 stories)
Graze After Thee and Weep (2,833 words)

(William, Nobody) He drifted in and out of consciousness many times in those few hours, and while he knew this should worry him, the exhaustion in him rendered him unable to care.

A Journey of Descent (838 words)

(William) Every night and every morn' some to misery are born.


Doctor Who (1 story)
Metamorphosis (1795 words)

(Jack, Doctor [tenth]) This time is different and the Doctor knows it the moment Jack opens the door. *podfic available

 

E.R. (1 story)
You Never Expect It (2991 words)

(Doug/Mark) Mark opens the door with his hand up, ready to catch Doug´s fist as it falls again. “I wonder how I knew it would be you.’

 

Eureka (1 story)
Okay, Yes... Or, No (1235 words)

(Jack/Nathan) It´s all laughing and joking and realizing maybe he´s been judging Nathan too hard until Nathan steps forward and grabs the belt loops of his pants. “I was wondering when it´d come down to this.’ *podfic available

 

From Hell (2 stories)
Dragon (4,125 words)

(Fred) Lost in the haze, and in the fire, in the green pasture that no one truly ever really gets to have.

Drinks First (722 words)

(Fred, Godley) Fred Abberline´s smile was slight, and quickly covered. “I have visions.”


Grey's Anatomy (6 stories)
In That Moment
February 17, 2007
(Mark, Derek, R) There’s a saying and it goes something like this: lovers come and go but friends are forever.

In Which Derek & Mark Find Out (That Addison Found a Showerhead)
October 25, 2007
(Mark, Derek, PG-13) Addison does the thing she doesn't do, and then she tells Derek about it.

Sunday Morning Coming Down (1,563 words)
October 22, 2006
(Mark/Addison, Mark/Derek, R) maybe he did these things because he was self-destructive and self-loathing to an almost pathological degree...

There Are No Rules
February 24, 2007
(Mark & Derek, R) Just about anything, everything really, that Derek has that matters to him at all has at least five memories of Mark attached to it.

A Traffic Jam When You're Already Late (4574 words)
November 05, 2006
(George/Alex, NC17) it’s not ironic but it’s really freakin’ annoying… *podfic available

What Happens After (1,565 words)
February 20, 2007
(Mark, Derek, R) “This is where I come when this happens. You’re who I come to.” *podfic available


Hawaii Five-O (4 stories)
The Armpit of America (1387 words)
January 02, 2011
(Steve/Danny, R) Danny grew up in Jersey, and yes, thank you very much, he’s heard the “armpit of America” joke quite enough for one lifetime.

Impatience Is a Virtue (2667 words)
January 18, 2001
(Steve/Danny, NC-17) “You are such a little impatient bitch today.”

Not Tonight Honey, I Have a Headache (3174 words)
January 07, 2011
(Steve/Danny, R) Chin and Kono stare at them bemusedly, as they always do, and then Chin says, “Wow, man, you really are his work-wife.”

Oral Fixation (1444 words)
December 26, 2010
(Steve/Danny, R) Steve's not worried about Danny finding out Steve wants him. Steve's got that covered with an arsenal full of quips and ways to distract Danny from Steve's whatever this was.


House, MD (3 stories)
Scrummy Toes (880 words)
June 08, 2005
(House/Wilson, PG) “You lost your job for me.”

Shades Wide Open (690 words)
June 08, 2005
(House/Wilson, PG13) “You lost your job for me.”

That Old College Try
May 16, 2006
(House/Cuddy, NC17) “So you don’t think you should just give this the good old college try then,” he asks

 

How I Met Your Mother (7 stories)
The Breakup (6857 words)
2009-08-
(Barney/Robin, ensemble, R) When Robin and Ted broke up they had two weeks to come to terms with it all. When Robin and Barney break up, it’s a completely different story.

Canada's a Great Country (If You're a Moose) (1540 words)
July 21, 2009
(Barney/Robin, PG13) “Threatening me with your insane hockey moves is not the way to get me into your bed, Scherbatsky.”

Ergo, Awesome
July 24, 2009
(Barney/Ted, NC17) “Why do you use big words when you’re drunk. I don’t like big words when I’m drunk. They taste funny.”

The Get Out of Jail Free Card (1943 words)
August 01, 2009
(Barney/Robin, PG13) “You’re the most amazing, beautiful, awesome, bro-tastic woman on the face of this Earth and you make me want things I swore I’d never want again...

Got Me Lookin' So Crazy Right Now
July 26, 2009
(Barney, Marshall, Lily, re: Barney/Robin, PG13) "I've turned into Ted!"

Tips On Being Awesome (2274 words)
August 08, 2009
(Barney, Lilly, R) “How you do it. How do you get all these women to fall in love with you?” (also includes snippet: 5 Things Barney's Fantasized About Lily Aldrin:

Ye Old Yellow Legal Pad Questionnaire #2354 (1755 words)
July 22, 2009
(Ensemble, Barney/Robin, R) Question 3: It is acceptable to flirt with women with or without said girlfriend there to supervise, true or false.

 

Iron Man (4 stories)
All of It, Everything (883 words)
July 06, 2009
(Tony, Pepper, Rhodey, Obadiah, R) “Fuck you with your DMX and Wu Tang Clan, I’ll take Dre and Ice Cube any day.”

The Day Pepper Potts Got Fired (3,893 words)
June 11, 2008
(Tony/Pepper, PG)

Dust & Dirt & Bones (2,239 words)
June 24, 2008
(Tony, R) because Tony Stark does not cry, not at a cemetery, not while talking to a pile of dust and dirt and bones.

MIT 'Verse - Don't Need No Stinkin' Security Clearance (1)
December 28, 2010
(McKay/Stark, McKay/Sheppard, etc) in ur computer stalkin' ur galaxy


Lost (1 story)
The Island of Youth
2005-03
(Jack/Will, Sawyer) POTC/Lost x-over of cracky craziness.

 

Murder By Numbers (1 story)
Not Quite (1322 words)

(Richie) Don't think I don't know how you all see it.  After all, I am the mastermind, right? So it only par for the course that I'd know.

 

Nip/Tuck (1 story)
Perfect/Indiscretions (1036 words)

(Sean/Christian) "You know what confuses me," Sean asked, folding his jacket in fourths and placing it on the chair. "Everybody says they expect you to take the shampoo... and that doesn't make sense."

 

Oceans 11 Films (1 story)
Spilled Wine (571 words)

(Danny/Rusty) "So," Danny said, leaning back on the couch and lifting his wine glass to his lips.  He paused before taking a sip.  "You slept with the girl who's trying to bring us down."

 

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (22 stories)
Boredom
2005
(Sands/Lorenzo) The dry heat is absolutely suffocating and it’s not helping that he’s bored as shit.

Chains of Love
2005
(Sands, El) “I know you speak English. Why not lay off el Español.’

Conversation
2005
(Sands, El) I´m gonna fucking slit your throat, you know that? Slit it right through.

Curfew
2005
(Sands) Spin off of [info]circe_tigana's fics, specifically Fork and Mishap

Drabbles
2005
(Sands, El) They know already, and they knew before they started, and they did it anyway, and they´ll continue until it gets too hard to ignore the voices inside their heads telling them this all along.

Fear and Loathing in Mexico (7167 words)
2005
(Sands/El, Lorenzo) This is my absolute favorite if my OuTiM fics, and is complete. When they picked him up from the settling dust of the Dia de los Muertos uprising he´d been battered and as near to broken as any human being could be.

Ficlets Based on a Theme (1404 words)
December 24, 2004
A series of ficlets for five different fandoms wherein I included a quote from The Princess Bride into each... just silly fun.

Handcuffs & Salsa
2005
(Sands/El) The fan in the middle of the room making a soft whirring humming sound did little to break up the stagnancy of the air, but was just enough to make sleeping tolerable.

Hiatus
2005
(Sands) The tears spill hot acidic trails down your cheeks and you feel like they´re being forcibly ripped out of your heart bit by little bit until your heart and your eyes and your guts are bleeding out all over the place and no one can stop it.

It's Not Always Chance
2005
(Sands, Lorenzo) He rolls the cubes in his hand. Five squares, cool to his palm, perfect little imperfections etched into their surface.

The Last Thing I Do
2005
(Sands) It´s not going to end like this.  Not like this.  I don´t end like this.

The Man with No Eyes (16,566 words)
2005
(Sands, etc) Where he was, where's he's been, where he's going.

Mentality
2005
(Sands) Is this a test? It has to be. Otherwise, I can't go on.

Moments
2005
(Sands, El) He leaned against the counter letting his mind wander and chewing idly on a carrot stick.

Quite the Pair (x-over with Kill Bill)
2005
(Sands, Elle) “Left with one, come back with none,” he says with a smirk, flicking fingers over the loosening paper of his cigarillo. “That stings.”

Seven Holy Virtues & Seven Deadly Sins
2005
(Sands, ensemble) Faith: belief in, devotion to, or trust in somebody or something, especially without logical proof

Still Standing
2005
(Sands, El) What happened after the credits rolled.

Talking to Strangers in Shithile Dive Bars
2005
(Bars) Benny walks into a bar... and meets a man with no eyes.

Talking to Strangers in Shithole Dive Bars (896 words)

(Benny, Sands) x-over Benny & Joon/OUaTiM The first thought he had was what a shame it was that this man had no eyes, because the first thing he wanted to do was make him smile.

Three Down, One to Go
2005
(Robson, Balrow) Me playing in xzombiexkittenx's playground, Kingdom of the Blind

Touch
2005
(Sands/El) I don't love you. / You think I care?

X-Over with PoTC, Crack (934 words)
2005
(Jack, Will, Sands) Jack frowned at the man, reaching forward and taking the dark spectacles off the man´s face.


Pirates of the Caribbean (19 stories)
Bless You (746 words)
February 05, 2005
(Jack, Gibbs) For 15minuteficlets word: Contagious.

Dead Man (4575 words)
November 04, 2004
() Extreme AU. Character death(s). Based on Depps' movie Dead Man. UNFINISHED, UNLIKELY TO BE SO.

Ficlets Based on a Theme (1404 words)
December 24, 2004
A series of ficlets for five different fandoms wherein I included a quote from The Princess Bride into each... just silly fun.

The Fifth Time (1,665 words)
October 19, 2005
(Jack/Will) PG13 - For scifichicx, for the Jack/Will Autumnal Ficathon. Request included after the fic, for it's spoilers.

A Form of Thank You (1877 words)
November 09, 2004
(Sparrington) NC-17 After a year of chasing the rogue Captain Jack Sparrow, Norrington has finally caught him. He's not sure he's happy about that though.

Futile Resistance (1090 words)

(J/W) R - There had been a time when he'd tried resisting. It hadn't lasted long, but it had existed.

A Good & True Mucking Up (1109 words)
July 26, 2005
(Jack, Gibbs) PG-13, dialogue only

Good Man (2110 words)
2004
(Jack, Bootstrap) PG. Friendship. Rum. Requested by berne at my request a fic post

Goodnight, Sweet Prince (3410 words)

(Jack/Will, Gibbs) Warnings: Character death Big thanks to linaelyn, who is in my mind the reigning Gibbs queen, whose help was greatly appreciated and suggestions were wonderful. And also, why yes, 'goodnight sweet prince' was stolen directly from From Hell, as it is what inspired me to write this piece

He Knows Blades (1238 words)

(Will, Jack) character death - a bit of a 'what if this hadn't gone that way' type of thing. Won't divulge more than that, else it might spoil it. Takes place during the movie, and then hits a U-ey.

The Island of Youth
2005-03
(Jack/Will, Sawyer) POTC/Lost x-over of cracky craziness.

The Katai (1265 words)
May 19, 2010
(Jack/Will) PG13 - Written for Blue Bluick for the Jack/Will Ficathon. The actual request is located at the bottom of the fic so it won't spoil you for the story. This story was very fun for me to write, I hope it works out!

A Lesson in Greek Mythology (979 words)
April 14, 2005
(Jack/Will) PG-13 captain_molly wanted Jack/Will and the bow of the ship

Midnight Rendezvous (1362 words)
2005-07
(Jack/Will) PG-13 This is for pigeongirl99, who requested a J/W fic ages ago with the line "did you ever consider trying this sober?" in a challenge me post I made back in April.

Nursery Rhymes (1368 words)

(Jack, Elizabeth, Will, Norrington, Bootstrap, Barbossa) Series of vignets, inspired by nursery rhymes.

Of Mermaids and Sleep Deprivation (989 words)
2005
(Jack/Will) PG-13 - Tell me a story.

A Past Life (2409 words)
November 01, 2004
(Jack/Will) PG Challenge: "a fic that involves them both dressed as priests/monks/nuns/some kind of clergy at some point, and have Jack discovering something (good or bad) about Will's past" as requested by Pigeon. Coming in at just under 2,000 words.

Tortuga (10199 words)
September 23, 2004
(Jack/Elizabeth, Jack/Will, Will/Elizabeth) In September when winter comes, so does Elizabeth. Tan and lean, she walks through the door with trinkets and gifts and nothing but smiles. She kisses Will with a tenderness that he knows is reserved for him alone and tells her husband that she’s dreamt of him every night.

X-Over with PoTC, Crack (934 words)
2005
(Jack, Will, Sands) Jack frowned at the man, reaching forward and taking the dark spectacles off the man´s face.

 

Pool Hall Junkies (1 story)
Aftermath (4,125 words)

(Johnny, Danny) When he finally walked into the waiting room he found it didn´t matter whether or not he could meet his brother in the eye. Johnny wouldn´t even look at him.

 

Poolhall Junkies (1 story)
Sarcasm & Sex (3214 words)

(Chris/Danny) “I brought ‘welcome home´ stuff,’ he said, gesturing to the brown paper bag. “Didn´t have time for a banner.’

 

Random Fandom (2 stories)
The Gorram Pegasus Galaxy
September 04, 2006
(Firefly/SGA X Over) a comicbook made by me, just some silly fluffiness

Real Person Slash
2005
(Different stories, on it's own index, this is merely a link) Stories involving Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, etc.


Rescue Me (13 stories)
Broken, Not Lost (1820 words)
February 04, 2005
(Sean, Franco) He did not crack, did not crumble. Not even when he did.

Busted Open (1983 words)
June 03, 2006
(Colleen, Johnny) She was going to bite her tongue, she was, because her plan was to just ice him, not speak to him ever again, but she’s too angry, she’s too furious to keep her mouth shut

Drunk, and Dumped (1501 words)
June 09, 2005
(Franco/Seano, NC-17) This isn’t what I had in mind,” Sean said, his eyes closing as Franco’s tongue dipped into the hollow of is throat...

Fear (708 words)
June 01, 2006
(Sean, Franco) prompt ficlet

For Want of a Blunt Object
September 07, 2005
(Sean/Franco, R) Franco’s smirk is really starting to show now and Sean no longer wants to hit him. Now he just wants to sink under the table and get the fuck out of there.

Gone
June 09, 2005
(Franco, Sean, Tommy, R) He thinks later, when it’s time to go home, he’ll walk outside and find his car parked into a fire hydrant. Part of him is still aware enough to realize that there’s some humor in the irony in that.

The Hazards of Going to C-Town (7122 words)
June 02, 2006
(Sean/Sully, NC17) Sean sighed and looked away, thinking that if he'd just gone to the damn corner store none of this would have happened.

In The Face of Death (1450 words)
June 14, 2005
(Tommy, ensemble) Tommy feels the room crashing in on him, the world spinning below his feet and dropping out from under him.

Massage Therapy (4021 words)
June 06, 2005
(Sean/Franco, NC17) “I agreed to watch the kid until 9 so you could see your physical therapist, not so you could go get your cock sucked.”

Men Don't Talk (1781 words)
August 18, 2004
(Tommy, Franco, R) It’s always these late night shifts that find him contemplating the presence, or lack there of, of phantom white rings around his fingers.

Over Coffee (2559 words)
June 19, 2005
(Johnny, Mick) “You just seem… I dunno, jittery.” Then again, Johnny always had been the more jittery of the two. Always bursting with energy, his mind onto the third thing when his body’s still on the first.

There For You (2811 words)
August 03, 2005
(Sean, Franco) “I’m too pissed at you to tell you why I’m pissed at you Sean. I’ve never been more pissed at you in my life. So why don’t you just go the fuck home and leave me alone.”

What Has Become (2719 words)
August 04, 2005
(Tommy/Sheila, Jimmy/Sheila) Jimmy always woke up before she did. Sometimes she wondered if he ever went to sleep, but she never bothered to ask. He wouldn’t have told her the truth if she had, and she hated that he lied to her, but at least it was a lie out of love.

 

Royal Tenenbaums (1 story)
Royal Tenenbaum Fic
2008
(Eli/Chaz, Richie, etc) Sorry, havent' finished archiving, it's all coded I just have to recode it to this style.

 

The Royal Tenenbaums (1 story)
Ficlets Based on a Theme (1404 words)
December 24, 2004
A series of ficlets for five different fandoms wherein I included a quote from The Princess Bride into each... just silly fun.

 

Scream (1 story)
Each Other (1689 words)

(Stu/Billy) “Shut up and drive,” Billy growled out, propping an elbow on the window ledge, scowling out into the black night.

 

Secret Window (9 stories)
Blind as a Bat (1028 words)
July 29, 2004
(Mort, Chico, R) “Ya know,” he grunted, standing up and stretching, feeling like an old man as his bones cracked into place. “For someone who really doesn’t do his fair share of the work around here, you sure do judge a lot.”

The Calm Before the Storm
September 24, 2004
(Amy/Mort, Amy/Ted) It was never dull, she’ll give it that much. It was good and it was great, and it was bad and it was horrible, but it was never dull. Mort was a mystery, and that’s what he wrote, and that’s what he knew. She never knew exactly what it was about him that attracted her, that drew her in, only that it did.

A Day Late (2562 words)
November 04, 2004
(Mort/Amy, R) It’s been just over two months when Amy walks out of the house and sees Mort’s car parked down the street. She tries to tell herself it’s not his car, but she just knows, deep in her gut, that it is.

Denial
September 10, 2004
(Mort, R) That bed is not empty, I do not live by myself in some cabin in butt fucking Egypt where no one can find me but my own sadsack self. That fucking redneck hick rubbernecker asshole did not stick his grubby grimy greedyass fingers in my life and steal my god damned wife.

Just Another Day (1534 words)
January 04, 2006
(Mort, R) “I don’t smoke ya know,” Mort said, gesturing to his cigarette as he crouched in front of his partner. “This is just… temporary. A fix, if you will.”

Seven (1136 words)
October 04, 2004
(Mort, R) Seven Holy Virtues / Seven Deadly Sins challenge: take a character, any fandom and write seven drabbles based on each of the seven virtues/sins.

Shifted (1644 words)
November 18, 2004
[Mort, Mort, Shooter] [R] It's midnight on a Tuesday, and Mort's been asleep since seven. He lies motionless upstairs under too warm covers in the dead heat of July with a fan circling overhead that doesn't do nearly enough to dispel the stagnancy of the air in the cabin. His hours have always been fucked, but this is ridiculous.

Sometimes All A Muse Needs Is Sex (1419 words)
October 06, 2004
(Amy/Mort, R) When Amy’s arms wrapped around his neck his fingers faltered on the keys, in the middle of typing out yet another variation. His mouth hung somewhere between a smile and a frown as he rolled his head to the side and grunted. “Amy, stop it. I‘m writing.”

Stop Thinking (2031 words)
August 09, 2004
(Mort/Mort, R) It’s still wrong. It’s psychotic, really. Everyone masturbates, sure. But not everyone is masturbated by their reflection after having argued with them for the past hour. While loathing them, and yet lusting for them at the same time. Not common practice, I don’t think. Not really what romance stories are made of either

 

Six Feet Under (1 story)
In Search of the Real Me (1070 words)

(Brenda) So she packed up her whole life as she knew it, crammed it in her car, took one last look around, and put the pedal to the metal.

 

Sleepy Hollow (1 story)
Fabricated Memories of Nonexistant Touches (3098 words)

(Ichabod/Horseman) Ichabod stands, back straight as a board, hands clasped together in what´s meant to be a loose grasp. The knuckles are white enough to give him away, but the room is so dimly lit that the horseman probably won´t notice them.

 

Smallville (2 stories)
Just Passing Through (4844 words)
March 25, 2006
(Lex/Dean, R) There's no such thing as "just passing through" a town like Smallville

Whiskey (1433 words)
June 01, 2006
(Smallville/Supernatural) "Come here often," he asks, and then he wags his eyebrows because he knows it's the lamest line in the book but sometimes you'll stumble across someone with a good sense of humor that appreciates the mundane for it's redundancy. *podfic available


Sports Night (3 stories)
Ficlets Based on a Theme (1404 words)
December 24, 2004
A series of ficlets for five different fandoms wherein I included a quote from The Princess Bride into each... just silly fun.

It's Just Sex (Except for How It's Not) (2381 words)
June 05, 2008
(Dan/Natalie, Casey, PG-13) you might as well tell me so I don’t have to humiliate you in a room full of our closest friends and colleagues with this knowledge that I have that you say I don't

Never Was An Actor (1686 words)
October 11, 2003
(Danny/Casey, PG13) The first time he realized they weren’t going to be able to keep business and pleasure separate he had an errant deliveryman to blame.

 

Stargate Atlantis (62 stories)
2am (4574 words)
October 18, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, NC17, Return 1 tag) This, right here, this is the height of his day. This beer and this phone call. If that’s not sad enough to make a man slit their wrists, he really doesn’t know what is. *podfic available

[3 of the] 5 Ways Having Another Consciousness (Could've) Got(ten) Rodney Laid (5951 words)
August 16, 2006
(McKay/Cadman, McKay/Beckett, McKay/Zalenka) This is a post-Duet fic. Unfortunately it is currently unfinished and will likely remain unfished.

Adrenaline (1649 words)
April 15, 2006
(Sheppard/Ronon, NC17) The lips against his were unexpected to say the least and by the time John could wrap his head around it Ronon's leg was pressing between his and John's hands flew up to clutch at his arms.

Aftermath (1735 words)
July 25, 2006
(McKay, Sheppard, Misbegotten tag) “You’ve been really quiet lately.”

Aliens Made Them Do It (Except Not Really)
October 30, 2010
(McKay/Sheppard) Torture by gas that makes you loopy isn’t the worst way to be tortured I suppose.

An Autonomic Responce (3907 words)
September 22, 2008
(Lorne/McKay) Lorne had gotten into his fair share of fights with people before and he’d never actually backed someone into the corner, shouting at them one moment and swallowing their answering response with a kiss the next. Until, that is, now.

And It All Came Tumbling Down (3689 words)
December 01, 2010
(Lorne, McKay, ensemble, R) Last Man Standing AU: He hopes, hopes like he’s never hoped for anything before in his life, that Rodney can pull that last miracle rabbit out of his old battered and torn hat and fix this.

And So It Goes (3593 words)
May 17, 2007
(McKay/Carter, McKay/Sheppard) John spends a lot more time in the labs than usual, eating popcorn with Zelenka and laughing at Rodney’s wild eyes and red face. *podfic available

Another Immenent Disaster (1716 words)
April 06, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard) My very first foray into McShep, as cliche'd as it gets... They're going to die, and Rodney won't shut up.

Before & After (2415 words)
August 31, 2008
(McKay/Sheppard, The Shrine tag) “How about we say goodbye now?”

Boredome Is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne is its Bitch) (3139 words)
January 13, 2007
(Lorne, Sheppard) “Pigs,” John said, nodding. “Yeah, I guess they kind of are. A little yellow and hairy for my taste, but the squeal is the same.”

BSG/Atlantis X-Over: 2-Part Ending (4285 words)
October 20, 2006
(Lee Adama/John Sheppard/Vipers, NC17) Bad idea, Lee, bad frakking idea.

By Touch (1117 words)
August 09, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, R) Sometimes Rodney wakes up to the feel of John’s fingers tracing his spine, slow and deliberate, light and easy.

Concussions From Butterflies (3516 words)
December 08, 2010
(McKay/Sheppard, R) It's shocking and remarkable how easily John says "I love you".

Crooked Little Mouth (3153 words)
April 22, 2006
(Lorne/McKay, Sheppard, NC17) Do you ever stop bitching? Seriously, McKay, you're like a wind-up doll.

A Different Day (1290 words)
August 01, 2006
(Sheppard, R, Irresponsible tag) Because the potion’s worn off but the effects haven’t.

The Distance Between Insanity & Genius (6210 words)
November 09, 2010
(Keller/McKay/Sheppard, NC17) Arguing had, to John, always felt like foreplay with Rodney.

Don't Forget to Breathe (3592 words)
July 14, 2006
(Elizabeth/Rodney, The Storm/Eye tag) Elizabeth doesn't really like lying to herself, and later she'll stop and admit the truth, but for now, right now, this very moment, she will.

Don't Kill the Scientists Please (2260 words)
September 18, 2010
(Sheppard, Lorne, McKay, R) “I swear Sheppard, one day I’m gonna forget that I’m not supposed to kill the scientist and I’m going to, ya know, kill the scientist!” (for elandrialore)

Figure You Out

(McKay, Sheppard) “I figured it out... why you keep making me watch you walk away knowing that I might never see you again.”

Flashdrive Communique
November 21, 2010
(J Flan Twitter Challenge on sga_flashfic) There is one file titled The Amazing Wraith Hunting Adventures of Team Misfit.docx. They open it.

The Giving of Thanks (1528 words)
November 25, 2010
(McKay/Sheppard, Teyla, Ronon, NC-17) Happy Thanksgiving to all American's, and to all non-Americans, happy... ya know, just, general merriment and happiness on this day of regular Thursdayness!

The Gorram Pegasus Galaxy
September 04, 2006
(Firefly/SGA X Over) a comicbook made by me, just some silly fluffiness

Had a Bad Day Again (1652 words)
March 07, 2008
(McKay/Sheppard, The Kindred Pt 2 tag, NC17) “If I stop I start to think, and can’t afford to think right now, Colonel.”

Heads Or Tails (2945 words)
April 18, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, PG13) John watched him for a full minute, trying to control his breathing. 'You drive me nuts, Mckay.'

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Grunt & His Scientist (4549 words)
May 13, 2007
(co-written with foxxcub) For every scientist, there is a grunt who loves them *podfic available

It Wasn't Supposed to Be This Way (1602 words)
April 26, 2006
(Elizabeth) The thing about Atlantis is that it’s everything you’d ever wanted... It’s also everything you’d never wanted.

John (3962 words)
November 08, 2006
(John, ensemble, McShep, R for creepy) My "John as Dexter" AU: People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all. I fake them very well. *podfic available

Just Your Average Weapons Kink (1803 words)
May 14, 2007
(McKay/Sheppard, kink&cliche challenge, season 1 ish) It’s not about Rodney, it’s just this thing. Just this thing that happens only with Rodney. *podfic available

Like Bishop to Queen's-Rook-7 (1163 words)
May 04, 2007
(McKay/Sheppard, PG13) A first kiss is supposed to happen on purpose. *podfic available

Like Diffusing a Bomb (2247 words)
May 28, 2006
(Lorne, Sheppard, R, Conversion Tag) Whoever the hell you are, go away. Nobody's home.

Long Day (3114 words)
April 26, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, The Defiant One Tag, NC17) for feliz581: this was the same guy that used to hide behind the nearest large surface when the guns started going off, and he'd come out of his relatively safe position with gun drawn and started firing before John had even known he was there.

MIT 'Verse - Don't Need No Stinkin' Security Clearance (1)
December 28, 2010
(McKay/Stark, McKay/Sheppard, etc) in ur computer stalkin' ur galaxy

Not Unlike Us (2923 words)
August 27, 2006
(McKay, Sheppard, R - Common Ground tag) He feels Rodney’s leg shift against his and braces himself for the inevitable. “So.”

NTBDWB, or, How John Sheppard Learned to Stop Deluding Himself (5189 words)
October 10, 2010
(McKay/Sheppard, NC17) He very purposefully, in a willfully obtuse sort of way, didn’t think about it. He was good at that.

Over and Over and Over (1430 words)
April 18, 2006
(Sheppard, Letters From Pegasus tag) He hates her because he's had this knife in his heart for years now and she's twisting it and she doesn't even know.

Parsus, The Lorne Edition (4213 words)
May 18, 2006
(Lorne, McKay/Sheppard background) authorized followup/remix/retelling of Parsus by scribblinlenore. Lorne's account of the events within it.

Petty, Arrogant, Bad with People, and, Possibly, Good in Bed (2335 words)

(Vala/Rodney, SG1/SGA) he’s insufferable, conceited, petty, arrogant, condescending, bad with people, and… and… and I don’t want to!

Pieces of Himself (1669 words)
November 20, 2010
(Lorne, PG13) Picasso said: "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up."

Proving a Point (1171 words)
July 29, 2006
(McKay, Sheppard, Irresistable tag) Rodney backed up, holding his hands up. “You’re overreacting.”

Replay (1594 words)
August 05, 2006
(Lorne, McKay, Sateda (rewrite)) “All the pretty horses.”

Santa in a Stetson (17,125 words)
December 14, 2010
(AU, McKay/Sheppard, Undermistletoe Entry) The Tavern on the Green, which is a kick and a half being that it’s located in the desert, is sixty miles north-northwest of Las Vegas and twenty miles south-southeast of Groom Lake.

Seeing Stars (1500 words)
May 15, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, NC17) Elandrialore's prompt was John/Rodney, hands. She is evil, because she knows I have a major finger fetish and that David Hewlett's fingers make me all flustered.

SG1/SGA The Lemon Thing (1141 words)
September 06, 2006
(Sheppard, Mitchell) the lemon thing was a joke... sheppard and mitchell talk

Shredding Paper (1820 words)
November 20, 2010
(Sheppard, R, The Shrine tag) He wants to yell and scream at her, wants to say “what the hell do you know, you don’t get to have a fucking opinion, he’s a member of my team and I say what McKay can and can’t do!”

Signal to Noise Ratio (4856 words)
October 16, 2010
(Rodney, ensemble, The Shrine tag, R) “You remind me every time I pack an orange for lunch to not get juice on you,” John says, laughing. “How do you forget anaphylactic shock?”

So You Think You're a Leader (1343 words)
November 18, 2006
(Bates, R) Everybody thinks Bates is an asshole, and yeah. He is. He likes it that way.

Something in the Air (2801 words)
May 25, 2006
(Ronon/Rodney, side of McShep, NC17) AMTDI: “Okay, okay, this isn’t just me right? There’s something seriously… odd about this place.”

Tag, You're It (1571 words)
December 07, 2006
(Rodney, Elizabeth, The Return 1 tag) Call me and berate me for being an inconsiderate, chauvinistic misogynist. Or, just… call me. That’d be fine too. (This fic was remixed wonderfully by justabi here)

Take Your Self Importance & Shove It (3705 words)
October 20, 2010
(Jeannie, Rodney, pre-series, R) “What… how did this, no, scratch that, my little sister is having sex, that’s how this happened, I really, really don’t need the details, but no, yes, how the hell did this happen?!”

There Are Certain Things You Just Don't Do (774 words)
2006
(Kate Heightmeyer, R) There are certain things that people do. Certain coping techniques, ways of relieving stress. Ways to wind down.

Things Said About John Sheppard (1674 words)
November 25, 2006
(Ensemble, John, R) he's definitely not his father's son...

Things You Say When You're Insane (1748 words)
December 08, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, R) I just wanted to say that I really, ya know-- like having sex with you. It’s. Comforting. Wait, where are you going? It was a compliment!

This Bad is Catless (1325 words)
November 26, 2010
(SG1/SGA, ensemble)

Three Months, Six Days, and Twenty-One Hours (3070 words)
August 23, 2006
(John, Rodney) The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth attempts ended with Teyla looking at him with tears in her eyes and her mouth twisting on words she didn’t want to say and John didn’t want to hear.

Tomorrow Might Be a Good Day (3961 words)
December 02, 2006
(McKay/Sheppard, AU Philadelphia Story style) I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy. (not whole movie, just the garden scene) *podfic available

Turns Out Jackie Collins Got It Right (2744 words)
June 28, 2007
(McKay/Sheppard, R) “So…” John said, his words taking on that elongated quality that comes with too much alcohol. “It’s possible I’m drunk.”

The Unpredictability of Attraction (6941 words)
December 23, 2010
(Carter/McKay, NC-17) "This ain't the SGC, Colonel," he says with a wry grin. "The military protocol is relaxed enough to be virtually unrecognizable, but it works here. It's something you get used to."

Untitled post-Progeny Fic (1197 words)
2006
(McKay, Sheppard, post-Progeny) I feel like I owe you... I don't know. A thanks.

Various Drabbles, Self-Indugent Fics, Abandoned Premises, Etc (3951 words)

(Ensemble, McShep, Etc) sometiems my sap monster gets the better of me and I don't want to trash it but I don't want to call it an acdtual fic... also, sometimes I do prompt ficlets that aren't long enough to be their own story... sometimes I start something and don't finish it. these are those.

When Can't & Won't Are the Same Thing (1442 words)
December 01, 2007
(Sheppard, Miller's Crossing tag, R) He was supposed to feel regretful, guilty even, except he didn’t. That probably should have scared him.

Whiteboards & Wishes
March 08, 2008
(McKay, Last Man Standing tag) The pen squeaks as it goes over the whiteboard...


Starsky & Hutch (movie) (2 stories)
Parody (714 words)

(2 Starsky's, 2 Hutch's) “Okay,” the older gentleman said, frowning at his younger counterpart. “So you´re me now?”

Worth It

(Starsky/Hutch) Starsky sighed, holding his right arm. “I don´t know, Hutch, I got a pool stick shoved into my arm, how do you *think* I´m doing?”


Starsky & Hutch (tv) (1 story)
Parody (714 words)

(2 Starsky's, 2 Hutch's) “Okay,” the older gentleman said, frowning at his younger counterpart. “So you´re me now?”

 

Suicide Kings (2 stories)
Coffee, Straight Up (1,300 words)

(Brett, Lono) “If I wanted you dead, you´d be dead. I wouldn´t poison your coffee, I´d walk up to you in broad daylight and put a bullet in your skull.’

Without Him, I'm Nothing (3006 words)

(TK/Brett) He looked at TK and his eyes were so hollow TK felt himself shrinking back. “He didn´t lose her. They got what they had coming.’


Supernatural (21 stories)
Big Fat Juicy Hotdog (1761 words)
January 15, 2006
(Dean, Sam, R) Dean sighed for the fifth time and Sam finally gave in. "What?!" *podfic available

Dead Eyes
February 15, 2006
(Dean, Sam, tag to The Benders) “Dean, in the past week you have woken up four times from nightmares. What´s. Up?’

Do or Don't (892 words)
July 20, 2006
(Dean, John, R) “I was just wondering when you were gonna stop moping around like your dog died and start being my son again.”

Flatline (743 words)
October 03, 2006
(Dean, tag for In My Time of Dying) Dean shuts down when that line goes flat, and he doesn’t start up again.

His Mission (3026 words)
September 28, 2006
(Dean) Lying in the dark, listening to Sam try to breathe like he´s not crying, Dean wonders when the last time was that he himself had cried. He´s pretty sure it´s been years.

How to Go On (1920 words)
March 16, 2006
(John, wee!Dean, wee!Sam, R, pre-series) People think there are two reactions you can have to any great tragedy. The right one and the wrong one. John doesn't see it that way.

Just Passing Through (4844 words)
March 25, 2006
(Lex/Dean, R) There's no such thing as "just passing through" a town like Smallville

Left Behind (1001 words)
April 03, 2006
(Dean, PG13) It´s not that he doesn´t get it. Sam thinks he doesn´t get it.

A Life Without Choices (1528 words)
September 19, 2006
(Sam) He´d never gotten a choice in it. He thinks sometimes that even if he had been given a choice, it never would have been a choice. Not really.

Pain So Familiar (2060 words)
November 07, 2005
(Dean/Sam, NC17, my 1 and only foray into Wincest) “I´m tired,’ Sam said, turning finally to face him, his face hard and impassive, “of wanting you and not being able to /have/ you.’

Photographs of You (3070 words)
November 16, 2005
(Dean, Sam, John, PG13) It´s a Wednesday when he shows up. A Wednesday afternoon. Not overcast, not overly sunny. Just your average, middle of the week, run of the mill Wednesday...

Second Go Around, Same Damn Story (1784 words)
October 16, 2008
(Dean/Jo, NC17) "Dean," she says, smirk turning into a full-blown grin as she cocks her hip against the bar. "Funny seeing you here."

A Serious Case of WTF
May 23, 2006
() I wrote this for MPreg Day, even though it's late, cause I was out of town, and didn't KNOW it was MPreg Day until I stumbled upon people posting for it. It's just a snippet really, because I want to be able to say some day in the future 'I have never written an m-preg STORY'... so... snippet

Sex Is... (1033 words)
March 01, 2006
(Dean/other, Sam/Jessica, Sam/other, John/Mary) When a girl hits on Dean, he´s been hitting on her since he walked in the room. When a girl hits on Sam he blushes  and looks for the nearest exit. When a girl hits on John he winks and walks away. *podfic available

Snapshots
March 15, 2006
(John/Mary, PG13) Mary's laugh had always been his favorite sound in the world. It reminded him of lazy Sunday evenings, barbecuing in the backyard while Dean dug through sand like he thought he was gonna get to China.

This is the Car (1017 words)
February 06, 2006
(Dean, Metallicar) So yeah. Maybe Dean´s got an unreasonable attachment to his car. There are reasons.

Untracable (1940 words)
October 20, 2006
(Dean, Sam, John) The first time it rings, Dean is sleeping and Sam picks it up.

Used to Be (1764 words)
October 27, 2008
(Dean, Sam, John) It’s a small hotel room that John and Sam fight their last fight in before Sam goes away for four years without ever looking back.

Wednesday (1384 words)
January 14, 2006
(John, Dean, Sam, R) It´s a Wednesday when he shows up. A Wednesday afternoon. Not overcast, not overly sunny. Just your average, middle of the week, run of the mill Wednesday...

What Is, What Was, What Will Be (5056 words)
October 20, 2008
(Dean & ensemble) “He’s gonna be beautiful, John. Beautiful.”

Whiskey (1433 words)
June 01, 2006
(Smallville/Supernatural) "Come here often," he asks, and then he wags his eyebrows because he knows it's the lamest line in the book but sometimes you'll stumble across someone with a good sense of humor that appreciates the mundane for it's redundancy. *podfic available

 

That 70's Show (2 stories)
Dumbass (1,905 words)

(Hyde/Foreman) The thing is, sometimes it gets boring in that basement.

Unexpected (2,351 words)

(Hyde/Foreman) "Man," Eric said, resting his head on the back of his couch.  "There's NOTHING on tv!"


Torchwood (1 story)
Metamorphosis (1795 words)

(Jack, Doctor [tenth]) This time is different and the Doctor knows it the moment Jack opens the door. *podfic available

 

Vanilla Sky (1 story)
Untitled Ficlet (652 words)

(David, Brian) “You alright,” Brian asks, his voice noticeably softer this time. “You run out of meds?”

 

The West Wing (1 story)
Ficlets Based on a Theme (1404 words)
December 24, 2004
A series of ficlets for five different fandoms wherein I included a quote from The Princess Bride into each... just silly fun.

 

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1 story)
What You've Become (3986 words)

(Gilbert) The thing about it is, there´s only so much you can cry.

 

Y Tu Mama Tambien (1 story)
You Never Know Why (1145 words)

(Tenoch, Julio) So everything fades, and everything breaks, and you never really do know why, do you?